It was worth it.
Today in Biology we were learning about bonds between atoms. My biology teacher tells us that, "Oxygen sucks on electrons REALLY hard. It sucks on them harder than any other element." Several boys in the front of the room sniggered. She looked right at them and says, "I did say suck on purpose. Now you will remember it." I will never forget that fact. Ever. MLIA#1044351
Today, we had a test in Science Class. One question was "How do you delay the speed at which milk turns sour?". I didn't know the answer, so I wrote "Keep it in the cow". Full credit was awarded. MLIA.
The other day my brother was complaining of an ear ache. My mum gave him a pill and told him it would help. My brother proceeded to stick the pill in his ear and then cry for my mum to remove it with tweezers, only she couldn't because she was laughing too much. My brother is 25. MLIA
Today, I was bored in my health class. I wondered to myself, "I wonder if anyone really can read minds." I then thought to myself, "Hey! If anyone in this room can read minds, cough now!" The kid next to me caughed the looked over at me and smiled. I'm scared. MLIA.
Today I was sitting outside of Starbucks. A teenage girl walked by wearing a T-shirt reading "Bite Me. (Vampires Only)." I then see a nine-year-old girl walk up to this teenager, bite her arm, and say "Harry Potter pwns," and then walk away. Her mother then told her, "Good job, sweetie." MLIA
Today my students submitted their propaganda commercials and we watched them as a class. One group created a male enhancement drug with the company name of MEGA OH MAN( M.O.M). At the end of their commercial, their slogan was, "The next time you're doing naughty things, bring your MOM." MLIA.
Today, a professional hacker came to talk to our school and he spoke about internet safety and trolling. He mentioned that he enjoyed going into Jonas Brothers forums and being as offensive as he could. Everyone burst ito applause. MLIA
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